That’s what she said.

Here are some treats from La Tienda that is a treasure chest of awesome things. A majority of the candy they offer is “hot and salty” tamarind flavor. If you’ve never had tamarind, imagine eating a garbage hotdog in a vomit bun. Its actually not that bad. A corpse bun, maybe.

I wonder if Nestle knows that Carlos V suffered from an enlarged lower jaw that prohibited him from chewing his food properly and giving him turbo indigestion his whole life. You know, farts and such. He was also obsessed with clocks and would make his servants take apart and reassemble them in front of him.

Anyways, this is my first post in the new Gournal. I’ve moved the Gournal twice now, but technology has gotten so much more exciting and less pukey than it used to be.